I took loads of photographs at the local gardens tonight and I’ll be posting them either later tonight or tomorrow…  I’ll be clubbing tonight, and tomorrow night is my family’s annual holiday party, so we’ll just have to see how I feel when I return.

Hooooly SHIT that was the BIGGEST FUCKING ROACH I have EVER SEEN

AUGH MY GOD IT WAS AS BIG AS MY THUMB

AND IT HAD A WHITE SPLOTCH WITH BLACK DOTS ON ITS HEAD

I’m okay with spiders, ants, pretty much any other kind of bug. But roaches when they’re that big? Ohhh no. Oh no no no no. See, even though I spent a lot of my childhood in New York City I never saw a roach that large. I’ve never lived in an area that had roaches as pests. Even when I spent a week on an island near Mexico and saw my first roach it wasn’t real big. 

I JUST NEED TO SCREAM A LITTLE

Ready for some photospam from today?!

Heeeere’a we GOOOOOOOOO

Reminder for this dream:

Wedding, unwanted marriage, feet, last of his kind, 38th floor, tower.

Apocalypse, earthquake, flood, buildings, sun, gamma, burn, survivors, death of a loved one.

Reminder to write about my epic dream.

And by “epic” I’m referring to the way that Homer’s novels were called epic. Really fuckin long.